Oh sweet old folks sitting outside ye olden folks home eating thy 4th of July picnic. What's that you say? You want us to offer us some watermelon! How lovely!
Oh wait, what's that you're saying?
"Ya can't pahk heah! Ya can't pahk heah!"
We simply couldn't find anywhere to park within a few miles of the fireworks on the 4th of July! My darling little 5 year old just wanted to be part of the action and maybe buy a glow-in-the-"dahk" necklace!
We were caught way off guard by the crescendoing "ya can't pahk heah's" and the shaking of multiple elderly fists. I'm glad that you all were able to present a united front. One pissed off human can be laughed off. A dozen 85+ year olds with voices and fists raised, not so much.
We hauled ass out of that lot before you could catch us, though. Ha!
Happy New Year / I love you
5 years ago
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